My economics professor told us a joke in class today that I thought was pretty funny:
What is the Capital of Iceland? (answer in white font, so highlight it)
$6.25
He followed that gem up with these two:
What's the difference between a stripper and New York Investment Banker?
Now, a stripper can still afford the deposit on a new Porsche
and:
What's the difference between a homeless alcoholic and a New York Investment Banker?
Nothing.
Just thought I'd share my University educated morning with y'all.
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