I think most offensive linemen would prefer to have all of their fingers sawed off, that way they could use their hands like a club, and zero holding penalties.
Its next to impossible to throw a football on a NFL level with a damaged pinky finger, you'd get less then zero spiral.
Dumb comparison.
Plus how can Romo apply the shocker to Jessica without his pinky, he's screwed in all aspects of his life.
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