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troutman · 10-10-2008, 01:00 PM

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Gail: Now Tyler, what's that you got there?

Tyler: Oh, this is a caulking gun. It is the most essential tool in keeping the cold out of your home.

Mitch: I think we're about to have some fun.

Gail: [ chuckles ] Well, Tyler, walk us through this.

Tyler: Sure thing. Winter air gets into your home through all sorts of little openings and cracks in your windows and door frames.

Gail: Hmm.

Tyler: So what you need to do is take your caulking gun and place a thin bead all along the crack. Like this. [ demonstrates ]

Gail: Okay. So Tyler, what you're doing - and this is for the audience at home - you're filling that crack up with caulk?

Tyler: That's right.

Mitch: Okay. So I put my caulk in the crack, I'm standing there - now what do I do?

Tyler: Well, that's a common question. Watch. I'm going to use a little bit of pressure and work the caulk into the crack with my index finger. [ demonstrates ]

Gail: Oh, You make it seem so easy. Wow, any time I'm around caulk it's a recipe for disaster.

Mitch: It's true. I've known Gail for a long time and she cannot handle caulk. But, me, I love caulk. Always have. It's amazing.

10-10-2008, 01:00 PM	#7
troutman Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Crowsnest Pass Exp:	http://snltranscripts.jt.org/05/05ecaulk.phtml Gail: Now Tyler, what's that you got there? Tyler: Oh, this is a caulking gun. It is the most essential tool in keeping the cold out of your home. Mitch: I think we're about to have some fun. Gail: [ chuckles ] Well, Tyler, walk us through this. Tyler: Sure thing. Winter air gets into your home through all sorts of little openings and cracks in your windows and door frames. Gail: Hmm. Tyler: So what you need to do is take your caulking gun and place a thin bead all along the crack. Like this. [ demonstrates ] Gail: Okay. So Tyler, what you're doing - and this is for the audience at home - you're filling that crack up with caulk? Tyler: That's right. Mitch: Okay. So I put my caulk in the crack, I'm standing there - now what do I do? Tyler: Well, that's a common question. Watch. I'm going to use a little bit of pressure and work the caulk into the crack with my index finger. [ demonstrates ] Gail: Oh, You make it seem so easy. Wow, any time I'm around caulk it's a recipe for disaster. Mitch: It's true. I've known Gail for a long time and she cannot handle caulk. But, me, I love caulk. Always have. It's amazing.