I knew I should have read this thread earlier.
OP gets ticket.
Tries to get board on his side by recounting how much of a jerk bylaw officer is.
Inevitable, "don't do the crime...." blah blah.
Followed by the inevitable, "Should be punishing REAL criminals..." blah blah blah
Names start being thrown around ("TIPS"? - I have decided the person who first throws that term around probably isn't going to be reasonable)
Of course, the "High horse" "everyone is perfect" argument comes into play.
Warnings then issued
Overall, a well executed thread, if a total cliche.
I give it 7/10. (I was going to go with 6, but the EDM slams pushed it up to the higher score)
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