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Originally Posted by Byrns
2. Change the Windows startup sound to something annoying and crank the volume. (I downloaded the A-Team intro for one guy)
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I did this to my mom. I made a wav file from that old Coolio song Ugly Bit**es. I used that bit at the end that goes on about "so you mean to tell me you're f***ing with a bald head, fat, lumpy, droopy, crack baby lookalike (and so on)".
She didn't find it as funny as I did.
Edit** This is what I subjected my dear mother to:
So you mean to tell me you fu**in with a bald-headed, ol' fat, lumpy,
droopy, crack baby look-a-like, cisco drinkin, loud, ignorant, fu**ed-up
teeth, stank hoodrat, won't down, once-a-month bleedin, butthead swap-meet,
AFDC, leaned-over tennis shoe, cigarette butt baggin bitch? What's
wrong wit you?