I got this buddy and any time he hear's someone fart he says, "shut-up A#$hole!"
Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them too!
Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence
Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"
To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely my pants then..."
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