Poo - from anyone or anything but me.
I can't stand seeing dog poo on the lawn in parks, etc. Bird poop - disgusting - I would most likely hurl if a bird ever crapped on me, and I would need to shower in scalding hot water.
One of the worst incidents was when on a flight, we were waiting for them to open the door to let us off, some lady with a couple young kids was in the adjoining 2 seats (and 2 more on the other side of the aisle) and her little girl probably about 4 comes walking over to her (and me!) with hand outstretched... there's what I thought at the time chocolate all over her hand, face, front of her shirt... then mommy says "That's disgusting! Get that away!" and the poo hand is reaching closer to me... then the smell hits... OMG I almost completely lost it all right there, I was like "get me the **** off NOW!!!!!"
I don't use the bathroom in public restrooms, I will hold it until I get home... I am like "s***break" from American Pie... only urinals and #1 for me when out in public.
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