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Originally Posted by fotze
Maybe I will choose the fartfart party.
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Do it!
Canada badly needs a version of this.
http://www.omrlp.com/index.php?page=letters-from-u
A few snips from their manifesto.
It is proposed that the government should set up a terrorist training camp and that all prospective suicide bombers should have to blow themselves up as there final licensing test, with points added for mass destruction of the test range, but deducted for survival. this would undoubtedly reduce acts of terror.
Politicians to be fitted with electric shock collars, the type used to stop dogs barking, and shocked every time they lie.
Psychics should be made to prove themselves by winning both the National Lottery and the Euromillions, having correctly predicted the winning numbers.