How can anyone think that Cobra Commander was a great villain. Sure he looks all tough and stuff in that picture, but the guy is at the bottom of the Amway pyramid in terms of villainy, He could outnumber GI JOE 10000 to 10 and we could throw in a battalion of tanks and the guy would find a way to make a useless character like SnowJob a hero even though the battle took place in Hawaii.
For that reason, Cobra Commander has been reduced in rank to Private Cobra, potato peeler and officer latrine scrubber.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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