The only other problem when Martin speaks is that after he has spoken whatever he speaks everybody turns to the person sitting next to them and asks the same question: "What the heck did he just finish saying?!!!"
Martin has perfected the political gift of stringing together 1,000s of words while saying nothing that commits him to anything that he can't back out of when the going gets tough.
I'm sure he'll have a great excuse to present us tomorrow about why he's been playing hooky from the House of Commons all week long and we'll all have apologize to him and beg him to call an election so we can hand him a massive majority.
O_o