If you're going to spend a quarter mil on a prostitute, at least make sure the money is well-spent on a woman who knows how to please you.
Stories like this remind me of a joke Bill Maher made after the September 11 attacks.
(Paraphrasing) "I don't understand the Muslim fascination with martyrs receiving 72 virgins in paradise. Believe me, after you've had two or three virgins, you want a pro."
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