Hmmm...maybe I should trot out my alter ego and get in on this!!
True story...last summer a guy in town here that i know was going to a local university and as part of his curriculum in film he was asked to do a short film.
he decided to go the humour way and did a parody on the porn industry. I was asked to take a role in this film as the "old retired bitter adult film" guy, which i happily embraced...we had a hoot doing the thing.
My screen name? Buster Hymen. Approrpriate for this girl...no?