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Originally Posted by Tron_fdc
just wait till you guys get a little older, and your demographics include "newly divorced moms looking to latch onto anything that moves or has any chance of being a father figure to her kids"
My advice is to stay the H.E.(double hockey stix) away from them. They're quick to jump in the sack, tell you that they only want the sex, but as soon as you fall for it be prepared for 800 texts a day about what they're up to. It's like getting a personal facebook status update every 60 seconds.
Super easy to get naked, hard as fata to get rid of.
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At that point, you need to vanish and have your family declare you dead to get out of those messes.
Even worse is the woman who's still married, doesn't tell you she's married, jumps into the sack oh so easily. Then after 6 months of incredibly joyous times she drunkenly lets it slip that she's married and her husband is either a marshall artist or a cop.
Let the good times roll Ed.