Father Crunch: [
In the throne room, Captain Crunch is watching is watching his friends playing road hockey on the street] As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!
[
Father Crunch hits the comlink switch on his throne]
Father Crunch: Fire at will, Commander!
As you can see, my father used the Tarkin doctrine to keep me and the other rebel systems . . . err my sisters in line