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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I've always wanted to start a business with the worst no nonsense phone sex dialog
Customer - "Hey baby what are you wearing"
Her - "Flannel footie pajamas, I have a green mask on my face and cucumbers in my eyes"
Customer - "Thats hot, do you want to do it?"
Her - "Not really, I have to take the kids to the dentist tomorrow, and I'm bloated like a . Tell you what, you go for it, just don't wake me up"
Customer - "What"
Operator - "Thats 14.95 a minute for 3 minutes love"
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Chris Rock does a hillarious sketch that is similar to this.