[kermitology]

Good one Cowperson..

here's mine..

So I'm getting married next month you know, and it's been really hecktic around the house, with my fiances family being around all the time, so my soon to be brother in law says we should go see a movie. So we decided to go see Lord Of The Rings, it was pretty good, kinda long at the end, I wanted to tell Sam to push Frodo in the stupid moron.. Anyways, we walk out of the theatre and my future brother in law says to me..

"Did you get it?"
I reply, "Get what? It's a movie!"
"No did you get what it was about?"
At this point I'm totally confused, I thought it was about throwing the ring into Mt. Doom.. but whatever..

"It's about marriage!" he says

At this point I have no clue what he's talking about.

"Think about it man, Frodo puts the ring on and all of a sudden he becomes invisible to all of his friends, the world suddenly becomes a cold, dark scary place, and there's this gigantic eye that is ALWAYS watching over him!"