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Originally Posted by Shnabdabber
Great story, but I have to ask... is it just me or do your pants appear to be soiled?
How much gin did you drink again? 
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Lol... That's dirt, I swear...
But you've reminded me of one other detail that I forgot to add to the original story. In the morning when I was walking back to the other camp, I had to wade through the river - knee deep - to get to the bank. Then I had to hike for 5-10 minutes to get within eyeshot of the other camp. While I was standing there, scanning the area for signs of them, I had to take a leak. So I whipped out the willy and was relieving myself when I noticed the steam coming off the pee. Survival mode kicked in and I started pissing on my feet to warm them up, if only for a while. Lol. I don't care how gross that sounds, it restored feeling in my toes for a few minutes.