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ShaolinFlame · 08-29-2008, 02:43 PM

Top ways to ruin his fantasy draft:
2) A "positive" pregnancy test and a loooooong conversation to follow
ouch
4) Cut the USB cord... heck cancel the internet all together, he may have wireless
Did you mean ethernet?
15) A roofie in his morning coffee and drop him off somewhere in the woods 30 miles from home with no wallet or cell phone
ok...

This ***** is crazy!

Also:
And if he’s having an offline draft? Make sure you are out of the house the whole day. Trust me. Offline drafts take longer, they are louder and more obnoxious, and if it’s being hosted in your home, they’ll expect you to serve him and his friends food and beer. Yeah right. Like he is worthy of it, let alone his nerdy friends and their League of Idiots. Come to think of it, convince him to have an offline draft at someone else’s house. Then you’ll have a full day of peace and quiet. Bliss.

08-29-2008, 02:43 PM	#7
ShaolinFlame Powerplay Quarterback Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Walking Distance Exp:	Top ways to ruin his fantasy draft: 2) A "positive" pregnancy test and a loooooong conversation to follow ouch 4) Cut the USB cord... heck cancel the internet all together, he may have wireless Did you mean ethernet? 15) A roofie in his morning coffee and drop him off somewhere in the woods 30 miles from home with no wallet or cell phone ok... This ***** is crazy! Also: And if he’s having an offline draft? Make sure you are out of the house the whole day. Trust me. Offline drafts take longer, they are louder and more obnoxious, and if it’s being hosted in your home, they’ll expect you to serve him and his friends food and beer. Yeah right. Like he is worthy of it, let alone his nerdy friends and their League of Idiots. Come to think of it, convince him to have an offline draft at someone else’s house. Then you’ll have a full day of peace and quiet. Bliss. __________________ Come on down... ...and Welcome to the Terror Dome Flames-Flyers-Stamps-Jays Last edited by ShaolinFlame; 08-29-2008 at 02:45 PM.