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Originally Posted by Locke
Me: Certainly, happy to oblige, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: I want a discount and this guy wont give it to me.
Me: I see, well I can do better than that. Not only will I not give you a discount I'm going to stand here and drink beer while our enthusiastic staff bludgeon you to death with toilet tank lids. *enter 30 toilet tank lid wielding maniacs*
Customer: Where did they even get all those? You dont sell those....
Me: Dont worry about it, its not important, just sit back, relax and enjoy the last few excruciatingly painful seconds of your life.
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Customer "Me, want discount and this guy won't give it to me"
Me "You know, its called supply and demand, and when combined with the free enterprise market its a deadly competition"
Customer "Gah?"
Me "Let me give you an example, that hot woman over there, thats your wife right"
Customer nods
me - "Now my assist manager Mr Locke over there drives a pinto, lives in a cardboard box down by the river and seems to have a violent nature, now he also wants a shot at your wife right, so you tell me how much you would be willing to sell your wife for, and then I'll ask for a discount, then Mr Locke there will beat you to death with a toilet lid, any questions?"
Customer's head explodes.