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Originally Posted by Gozer
CPer: Certainly, Mr. locke or Mr. Crunch will be right with you. I'll be observing this conversation, in a process we refer to as "Traintertainment"
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Me: Certainly, happy to oblige, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: I want a discount and this guy wont give it to me.
Me: I see, well I can do better than that. Not only will I not give you a discount I'm going to stand here and drink beer while our enthusiastic staff bludgeon you to death with toilet tank lids. *enter 30 toilet tank lid wielding maniacs*
Customer: Where did they even get all those? You dont sell those....
Me: Dont worry about it, its not important, just sit back, relax and enjoy the last few excruciatingly painful seconds of your life.