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llama64 · 08-21-2008, 04:11 PM

I'm preferential to assigning arbitrary ranks to my pet names.

My cat is known as Commander Fluffy. Commander for short. He glares at you if you call him fluffy. Most of the time we refer to him as Commander Poohead or catbeast since he's a royal dick of a cat (all the best ones are).

Some suggestions:
- Lieutenant Littertracker
- Captain Crotchlicker
- Admiral Asshat

Cat's deserve degrading names. As cute and fluffy as they are, they are the direct spawn of satan and exist solely to torture their owners. Just wait till your cat figures out they can get you out of bed if they sit on your face after taking the worlds smelliest dump in the litterbox.

08-21-2008, 04:11 PM	#83
llama64 First Line Centre Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: /dev/null Exp:	I'm preferential to assigning arbitrary ranks to my pet names. My cat is known as Commander Fluffy. Commander for short. He glares at you if you call him fluffy. Most of the time we refer to him as Commander Poohead or catbeast since he's a royal dick of a cat (all the best ones are). Some suggestions: - Lieutenant Littertracker - Captain Crotchlicker - Admiral Asshat Cat's deserve degrading names. As cute and fluffy as they are, they are the direct spawn of satan and exist solely to torture their owners. Just wait till your cat figures out they can get you out of bed if they sit on your face after taking the worlds smelliest dump in the litterbox.