So, I was just going through the Jays lineup which I'm prone to do every other hour, and I said to myself, "Man, do the Blue Jays ever need another mediocre utility infielder!"
Lo and behold, what do the Blue Jays do? They go out and get the most mediocre utility infielder ever to play the game of baseball. That's right. Jose Bautista is now a Toronto Blue Jay.
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