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Originally Posted by Dion
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Hard to understand what is going on with this one, but at least it gives me the opportunity to tell my story of messing with one of these signs.
My buddy and I were outside a Mac's at 1 or 2 in the morning, which is right beside a sex shop called Patty's Pleasure Palace. In the parking lot that faces the road the sex shop had one of these giant signs, and when we were there that night it read:
COME ON IN
AND CHECK OUT
OUR NEW STOCK
I took only a glance or two at it and brain and I decided to have a little fun. I took the "C" from "CHECK" out and scrunched up the word to become "CHEK." Then I took the "ST" off of the word "STOCK" and replaced it with said "C." Then I added the "S" to the end of that new word, and placed the "T" lovingly on the ground. Sign now reads:
COME ON IN
AND CHEK OUT
OUR NEW COCKS
While Kyle was inside I almost pissed myself laughing. It was a giant sign, right beside the right lane of traffic.Fluorescent letters too. I tried to take a picture but my cell phone battery was dead. I can just imagine the stunned faces of the morning commuters, and I kinda hope they got both some business and some angry phone calls. I rule.