[troutman]

Seems the team was too drunk to really remember what happened on the weekend.

Here are the real awards:

Most broken chairs = tie between FKA and Aeneas with two chairs each

Worst "inside voice" = rubecube

Longest circular conversation = 4X4 and FIYE - "you bought jeans with ripped knees?", " did not", "did so" etc

Friday Night TSN Turning Point = Locke wakes up from his coma when Obs's sister arrives - half to give him an * for last man standing Friday because of his nap in the middle

Most Times Wallowing In The Mire = FKA had many dirt naps at his birthday party

Most Eager To Drink = Chid - "so this game is called Werewolves? When do we Drink?"

Dr. Jekyl/Mr. Hyde award = Obs goes from laid-back to gregarious in 12 beers

Most beautiful opponents (all our players are beautiful) = 1. catcher for Hammertime, 2. #3 on Capital Punishment, 3. Pitcher for the Dirtballs 4. Bartender at On-Deck Lounge

Craziest Opponents = 1. The Joker (so crazy he nearly took out Uncle Chester with his bat) 2. The Warriors for killing Cyrus

Most Photogenic = 4X4 drooling on the driver side window

Best signs in the "Sign Game" - combo of Chid's tongue, Kelly's busom-grabbing, finished off with troutman's stroking

Saddest expression - Rhettzky goes home early Saturday night

Most often abandoned in the Sheep River = 1. 4X4, 2. FKA, 3. Banffgirl

Most deserving of all the emtpies = Rinkrat walks away with a small fortune in aluminum