Convince him its not true? Why?? You're sitting on a potential comedic gold mine there my friend! I'd be playin that up like nobody's business. Just be sittin there on the couch chillin with him the odd time and suddenly look out the window all startled and be like "Oh NO!! Here they come!!!"
Seriously though, it sounds like your buddy has some mental probs, he's probably slightly schitzophrentic. I knew a guy like that when I was livin in Vancouver 3-4 years ago. He always thought there were helicopters or somethin outside his 26th floor apartment window. He'd seriously be nervous to roll up a doob even in his own house, thinkin they'd kick down the door and arrest him over it. It was somethin else...
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