Short track speed skating. All you have to do is have the judges feel sorry for you every round and they can advance you to the finals. Then just wait for everyone to wipe themselves out and you have your gold!
It worked for that guy from Australia. I think it might have been only his 4th time on speed skates when he won that gold.
Or you can just get Bertuzzied and Todd will give you his medal(and tens of millions of $$). Even better.
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