I dont think people properly appreciate the intense dedication and passion that some people put in to Table Tennis.
I dont think it would be easy at all because Captain Wang Chung from the Chinese Military Table Tennis Team was born with a paddle in his hand and hes been paddling along for his entire 33 years. Hes probably amazing and will destroy your beer swilling and alcohol addled Olympic Table Tennis dreams.
Interpretive Dance maybe? Now there is a nothing medal. Hell, even if you won that you'd still have to lie to people about what event you won it in. When the Gold medal doesnt bestow enough pride to overshadow the event it was won in you know its a shameful endeavor.
Its like winning the Gold medal in the Male Spit-Roast competition. Yeah, you won an Olympic Gold medal, but you did unforgiveable things to get there.
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