[flylock shox]

Originally Posted by Buff

This one time, in grade 9 math class... it was one of the most humiliating experiences of my grade school life. The class was silent. I think we were working on problems from the book. Well, I was working on my own problems. I had a fart that I was getting ready to slowly release, but I also had to sneeze. Uh-oh. Can I silently get the fart out before I sneeze? Can I hold the sneeze back a few more seconds?

Oh no! A-a-... hold that sneeze... a-a-... too late, hold that fart! a-a-chooRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIPPP!

I sneezed, and the fart followed with the most force that I ever used to push out a fart. Of course I was trying to hold the fart back. The loudest fart you have ever heard eminated through the classroom out through the hallways and could be heard in nearby classrooms. Then there was a moment of silence before laughter erupted equally as loud as my fart. Everybody was laughing. Even the teacher. A teacher from the next classroom came to our class, laughing, checking to make sure everybody was ok (and probably to find out who she was laughing at).

Of course you could tell right away who let it out because my face was redder than a Flames jersey and I was the only one not laughing. There were people walking by in the hallway at that moment too, and they were laughing. All I could say was "I.. I... I sneezed." Yeah sure, some sneeze buddy.

It took me a while to live that one down. Thankfully there was only a month or two left of school and we would be going to a new school the next year, but the next few weeks were hellish.

That's the funniest thing I've ever read on this site.