My best fart story happened during good old gym class. Something had been brewing in my stomach all day and I knew this couldn’t be good. Gym was last period of the day and I knew that we were going to be outside so I decided to just sweat it out and wait till then. I was excited to finally run out on the field and begin slowly and secretly freeing my toxic brew into the world around me. I was doing a good job of controlling the release until the soccer ball came skidding past me and for some odd reason I decided to slide and knock the ball away from the opposing team. As my slide came to an end, I looked up and I had come to a stop right in front of the girl who I had a huge crush on at the time. To my embarrassment and the amusement of everyone around us, I pushed of the ground inches from her foot, the pressure pushed out a double cheek thunder flapper that echoed across the field. The girl looked down at me disgusted and all she said was “Nice.”
The greatest thing about farts is when someone exclaims “That fart smells disgusting,” and everyone in the area takes a whiff. Why? Because everyone loves a fart even if they won’t admit it.
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