Cruches are a bitch. I took one on the toe and out of reflex karate-chopped a small child in the throat.
Thats one thing that'll make you look bad in front of the GF, Karate-Chopping an already injured child in the windpipe.
Apparently I can get some killer deals on Nightclubs though, that'll certainly help in the endeavour of replacing that condescending bitch of a girlfriend.
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