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Originally Posted by Dion
A few years ago some punks broke into my vehicle at 3 in the morning. I heard glass breaking and managed to catch them in the act. They had a nice jacket of mine and a few CD's and were in the process of taking my expensive golf clubs. They saw me coming with my louisville slugger and ran. I chased in hot pursuit but couldn't catch them - dam housecoat slowed me down. Although one little begger ran into a telephone pole and still managed to get away. He must have broke his nose or something as there was a trail of blood as he ran off.
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Damn long rifle registry and its cramping of using a sniper rifle for home defense.
You wouldn't have had to chase em with a baseball bat in your housecoat. You could have sat in the comfort of your own home and reached out and touched them from 500 yards away.
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