Someone should name their kid Serge.
That way, he can get the nickname Sarge. I'd do that. Then in Elementary he can pick on the kids with names like Khrystophfer or Dahnyeil or Ashleigh or whatever / however other kids are popularily names these days. 'The Sarge' would command respect not only from his fellow students but also from the executive level at the school as well for his leadership capabilities and propensity to get things done.
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