Why on earth does Dickie-Dee still use the same annoying clown car song that they used 25 years ago? And why does he make three friggen laps around my neighborhood every night? Actually, rather than shoot the Dickie-Dee guy, who must absolutely hate his life having to listen to that damned song for hours at a time, I think I'd rather take a baseball bat to that glorified golf cart that he drives.

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