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I about as excited as the time I got free tickets to see the Scorpions at the Jubilee last year.

Old skinny men with tonnes of moles should not wear sleeveless shirts, sea foam green wrestling tights, and play a blazing red guitar.

Metallica started out as something cool. Kill Em All and Ride the Lightning are albums made on sheer force of will! They were skinny, long-haired rockers who hated just about everything to do with mainstream society.

Now Hetfield is a roided up car jock and Lars is a whining b****. Don't know anything about their current bassist, except he used to play for Ozzy. Can't say I blame Newsted for leaving, especially if it was to play with Devin Townsend.