So a bear and a rabbit are in the woods together and they stumble across a genie bottle. Out comes a genie and thanks them for freeing him. In return, he'll grant them 3 wishes each, starting with the bear.
"Hmm..." says the bear. "I love the ladies. So for my first wish, I'd like to be the only male bear in the entire Banff National forrest."
Granted.
"Awesome," the bear thought. "Come to think of it... I'd like to be the only male bear in the entire country!! That way, chicks will be forced to buck the nasty with me."
Granted.
"Ahh, what the hell. I'll be the only male bear in the entire WORLD so that I can have all the lady bears to myself... I'm such a pimp!"
Granted.
"And you?" the genie asked the rabbit?
"Well, I'd like a harley."
Poof. A brand new harley appears.
"I'll probably need a skid-lid for this bad-boy," the rabbit asks.
Granted.
"and for your third wish?" the genie asked?
"I wish that bear was gay"
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