It sounds like both you and your dog could use a bear bell. Also, try singing Queen songs while hitting rocks baseball style with an aluminum bat. Watch out for the dog with those rocks. Bears don't like erratic, loud noises. You could alternate the Queen song with playing the Beastie Boys' Paul's Boutique on a really loud boom box. The Beastie Boys are like Kryptonite to brown bears for some reason. Perhaps it's all the yelping.
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