Just got a called 30 minutes ago from the herald.
"Blah Blah what do you think of the Calgary Herald"
"Not impressed with the Sports section, the only thing I read"
"Oh...why not"
"Bruce Dowbiggen, I'll give you guys a chance if you fire him"
"Oh I see...would you still like to give it a try though? If you're not happy with Bruce you can call the Customer Opinion line every day and bug them until they fire him."
"Why would I want to waste my time like that when I only read the paper on weekends?"
*lights up* "Oh would you like a Fri-Sun Subscription?"
"Nah I only read the SUN from McDonald's on weekends"
"oh...*dejected that he wasted so much time* well you have a good day sir"
"Yeah man you too, good luck with your next sale"
