Happy Independance Day to our favorite imperialist running dog pig capitalists.
Sincerely Vlad "Don't call me John" Lenin
Dear America;
Remember that independance day a few years ago when we stared at the moon and got stoned, now you never call.
Love
Che
Dear the rest of the world
Watcha gonna do when the Red White and Blue runs wild on you.
Sincerely
Hulk Hogan
Dear America;
For the last time, I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Sincerely
Bill Clinton
PS Happy independance day
Dear America
In this time of tradition and history, I can't wait to dig into a all American mean of fried chicken, apple pie and mashed Potatoes.
Sincerely
Sen Dan Qualye
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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