Quite honestly we should be praising bears and building shrines to their great service to the environment.
Every year millions of cute, fuzzy little penguins are killed by large bluberous creatures. No, I'm not talking about overweight people, I'm talking about the devils own creation...the seal! Just imagine this scenario, you're a penguin, you're hanging out with your penguin pals, kinda waddling about cause, as a penguin, you can't run. Suddenly you hear this terrifying obnoxious honking thing, even more quickly a horrendously chunky creature, slobber and all is charging you. Not so cute now is it?
Bears have already been helping with this problem for years. They are the spirits of vengeance that strike down the sinful creatures known as "seals."
The Canadian government has granted you an oppurtunity to put an end to these heinous crimes against penguins, the real question is are you pro penguin or just a terrible excuse for a human being?
I think the choice is clear...help a bear, save a penguin, club a seal.
Brought to you by the people sick of seeing annoying Vancouver bus ads.
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