lol at the George Foreman's grill call.
My best 2 prank calls ever.. me and a buddy of mine were over this girls house..she passed out so we grabbed her phone and started making calls to numbers. This women picks up..(its 4th of July night) and I put on a childs voice like im crying 'Mom?'..she answers 'omg whats wrong'..i say..'im in the basement'..she says 'OMG IM COMING'. I was in tears laughing at that..
the other was calling this women..and pretending to be her son..same plan as first call..but she said 'what do you want' instead of the normal 'whats wrong'..so I go with the 'im in jail' bit..to our amazement..she says 'what for now?' ..so my friend starts talking and says 'I got arrested for picking up a prostitute'..the mom askes 'did you get caught with any drugs this time?' ..we say 'yes'..long story short..we go on and on and she says 'im in Ocean City..I cant come bail you out'..so we ask 'you won't even come bail me out..you don't love me?'..she says 'I sent you a christmas gift and never got a thank you..and now you want me to drive 3 hours to bail you out?'..I immediately say 'Mom..thank you, I loved the gift'..we talked to her for about an hour..she gave us the guys wifes name and number and the dads number..she asked 'you dont even know your wifes name or number'..and I say 'its the drugs mom'
We ended up calling the wife and the father..the wife, who apperently was in bed with the guy was like 'ya right' and it was no good. The father pretty much was like the mother..didn't want to help him and told us 'I'm not bailing you out..I have to fix the toilet' and hung up about 5 minutes into the call...
talk about a bad son eh? lol
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