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Old 06-27-2008, 09:15 AM   #36
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Well, ugly bears would be useless, since tourists don't want to see them. And garbage eating bears would be useless since they don't contribute to the ecosystem. And bears whose organs are not known for their aphrodisiac qualities would also be useless, unless they were also aesthetically pleasing bears that tourists would like. Of course, a useless bear could become useful if properly trained for circus performances but, again, it would have to be non-dangerous.

Basically, I think you'd have to do some research into trends among different bear species, and possibly have a bear expert assess the bears' utility on a case by case basis.
Uh...

Give your head a shake. Garbage bears eat garbage thus less garbage thus good for the ecosystem....

Sheesh.

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But ... what about Huggy Bear? What would we do without him?
Whatever you do do (ha ha, dodo), don't be jive talkin him.
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