Whats to stop you from sending in a hot model picture from a sears magazine just so that you can string along some hot but stupid chick and then crush her when you show up at your first meeting weighing 300 pounds with a BBQ sauce stained Duran Duran T-Shirt thats two sizes too small.
Of course, she'll probably show up a couple of 100 pounds over weight with a nasty toe infection and a she-mullet so heinous that Jesus himself started snapping seals in a vain attempt to end the world.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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