Not a fricken chance in hell. they'd light my picture on fire and throw it down the well.
I like the ads from MAd T.V. for their dating service called lowered expectations.
Seriously, do hot chicks really use an online dating service. And how in the modern digital age do we know that snaggle tooth T-Rex didn't heavily photoshop her picture that she took with her camera mounted on a ceiling two blocks away.
I'm tempted to send them a picture of me doing the goat just to teach em a lesson.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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