I have mellowed significantly as I have gotten a bit older... I now can stomach just about anything, depending on the girl and/or the relationship. I've been in scenarios in which something like her dropping a fart would have precipitated me ending the relationship; however that usually, in hindsight, told me all I needed to know about said relationship!
But I once broke up with a girl because I could not STAND this one noise she'd make. She would make this weird, childish, cutesy giggle noise and wrinkle her nose every single time we kissed, regardless of the situation. She'd make it in other situations, too (saying goodbye on the telephone, when I'd compliment her, etc. - but predominantly it was during the kissing.) Casual peck in public - cutesy giggle. Kiss goodbye on the cheek - cutesy giggle. Heated MO session - it might be a bit sexualized, but it was unmistakably still the cutesy-giggle.
MOing with her actually began to make me physically ill, because it would be a steady stream of cutesy-giggles, one after the other, after the other, after the other. Needless to say, I couldn't focus worth a damn, the room would start to spin and I'd wonder to myself, "what kind of a person thinks that this kind of behaviour is acceptable?!?!" I would be filled with such blind rage after each successive giggle that the mood would usually crash and burn and we'd spend the next hour or so watching bad infomercials as I (unbeknownst to her) tried to calm down.
I mean, there is a time and a place for such noises. On occasion, if used properly, I have no doubt I probably would have found the cutesy-giggle to be somewhat endearing. I think I may have at the very start. But my God woman, making them every-single-time and for the duration of an MO-session is just not appreciated. They are uncalled for, and, quite frankly, they are distracting. You don't hear me man-cooing like a wildebeast when I lean in and give you a peck at Thanksgiving dinner.
I fear the cutesy-giggle will haunt my dreams forever.
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