My best friend's Border Collie learned how to open the refrigerator. I was over at his house one day and saw a rope tied around the fridge. I asked if someone was on a diet. He just looked at me and said "It's not good to have a smart dog".
He had come home from school to find the fridge door wide open, the freezer defrosted, wieners all over the place, and the dog asleep in the livingroom with a half eaten roast in front of him.
Ever since then, I have respected the Border Collie above all other dogs.
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