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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Dad talking to son while wife is furiously scraping bloody brain matter off of the fireplace
Dad - "Billy"
Billy - "Yes Dad"
Dad - "Sparky died, he'd been sick for a while"
Billy sobs
KABLAM
Dad - "Billy"
Billy - "Rover just died too"
Mother - "Oh for frack sake"
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Heh, that would be a little extreme...
I can't remember where I heard it but I assumed it was BS but I figured it couldn't hurt to ask.