One day I was doing some concrete work with my bro-in-law at a timeshare in Canmore. The place was half inhabited and half under construction.
It was a hot, sunny day and we were sitting in the truck having a "glass of water" when I felt the need to complain about the lack of women.
I'm sitting in shotgun (not a 12 gouge, the front seat), slumped on the window but facing my bro, when I exclaimed that "THERE'S NOT NEARLY ENOUGH CAMEL TOE AROUND HERE".
Coincidentally, the first female we'd seen in days was walking right by me when I said that.
That was a running joke all summer. I inadvertently did stuff like that a few times. A few jobs were head scratchers or ill-conceived. Seemed like every time I said something critical, the person responsible for it was standing behind me.
I remember dissing a really bad retaining wall. I said something along the lines of "this f'n wall. What a stupid idea". The wife of the guy we were building it for was standing behind us with beer for us.