It always amazes me that we don't have a cure for cancer right now.
Oh yeah, thats right because all of our scientist are playing Unreal Tournament on their work time and calling it "research"
Doctor1 - "What are you working on Doctor"
Doctor2 -"I'm trying to kill Johnson with this here rocket launcher"
Doctor3 - "Hey dudes the Federal Grant money arrived, free porn for everyone"
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