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Originally Posted by Resolute 14
We should start buying the federal debt. Then once the oil runs out, we can just sit back and collect interest on what the Feds are paying. Let Trudeau's legacy work for us rather than against us.  |
I'd love to see that collection call
Some un named Alberta Employee - "Is the Prime Minister in"
Prime Minister - "Who may I ask is calling"
AE - "Its the Alberta first collection agency, is the prime minister in sir"
Prime Minister - "He not here, this is housekeeper"
AE - "Look, I know its you Mr Prime Minister, and we want our money"
PM - "Look I put the cheque for this months payment in the mail last week"
AE - "We've been through this before sir, and everytime you run out and drop a post dated cheque from some African country after you've lied to us"
PM - "Look I need to make arrang . . . "
AE - "That time is passed, I need to confirm your address so that we can send some of our associates to your home to pick up some collateral to secure your severe debt"
PM - "I don't have anything"
AE - "Sir, we're taking the Rideau Canal, please have it waiting for us when we get there"
PM - "You can't do that"
AE - "Thanks and have a nice day" click