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Locke · 06-12-2008, 01:42 PM

Dont be a baby, just sit through the surgery puffing on a cigar and draining a bottle of scotch while making derogatory comments regarding the surgeon's work.

"You call that a suture? If this was the back in my day, the 50s a Golden era, I'd show you a suture!"

"You're making that incision all wrong, where'd you get your license? Johns Hopkins? Never heard of it."

"Are you sure you're qualified to operate that device?"

All of these comments and more in conjunction with scotch and general belligerence will ensure you have a safe and successful surgery.

06-12-2008, 01:42 PM	#2
Locke Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Income Tax Central Exp:	Dont be a baby, just sit through the surgery puffing on a cigar and draining a bottle of scotch while making derogatory comments regarding the surgeon's work. "You call that a suture? If this was the back in my day, the 50s a Golden era, I'd show you a suture!" "You're making that incision all wrong, where'd you get your license? Johns Hopkins? Never heard of it." "Are you sure you're qualified to operate that device?" All of these comments and more in conjunction with scotch and general belligerence will ensure you have a safe and successful surgery. __________________ The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves! This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness. The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.